I'm headed to the mall looking for mothers with newborns that I can undermine in their attempts to breast-feed. I have formula samples, and tons of coupons to hand out.
Gosh, I sure hope I can undermine some potential breast feeder today. I'm pretty optimistic. My goal is to undermine at LEAST three nursing mothers, but I'll feel wicked good if I can get four or five. I also have some samples of aresol air freshener, in case they're tired of smelling that way.
9 comments:
Formula companies do that enough to you when you're pregnant. Believe me. Even though we said we were exclusively breastfeeding we still got formula samples out the ass.
Want some for your campaign? We sure as hell aren't going to use them.
I heard breastfeeding gives you a potty mouth.
I don't want my baby to have a potty mouth, so I'm feeding formula!
you can convince someone set on formula to breastfeed, my ex step sister and a friend are proof... but try to convince someone set on breastfeeding that formula feeding is best? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE! thanks for the laugh ;) people who are set on breastfeeding may later formula feed out of necessity of schedule or a problem with breastfeeding. but no one has ever gone ''breastfeeding is healthy'' to ''omg... i didnt realize how weird and unhealthy it was'' formula feeding isnt a bad thing if it's what you choose. i wont discourage you, but you should focus on encouraging breastfeeding mothers to use blankets when feeding in public, NOT going on an anti nursing campaign. its not some kinda phase, some movement... fashion... weird eco thing. it's just nature. or do you want to stop menstruation next? cuz THAT is less desirable in every woman's eyes. and what on earth are you talking about the smell thing, WHAT are you talking about, do you know anything at all? fyi, formula fed babies poop smells HORRIBLE. it's just common knowledge, and i know well, i had to formula feed mine for a while. you seem like a very bitter person who just enjoys causing controversy. i'm in no way religious at all, but in your case.. i'll pray for you.
i dont know who told you that, or how old you are... but you believe that nursing a child gives you bad breath? is that what you mean by that? if you are choosing to formula feed based on something so silly you hear from god knows who that's probably still playing with barbies, you should really do some research for your own information. why is it so hard for people to do some real research? no wonder the rest of the world thinks we're controlled by the media. look at these obnoxiously stupid comments based on something someone said that was probably trying to pull your leg but didnt realize you were THAT gullible.
Oh man, you know what smells bad? Formula! And even worse than the smell is the TASTE! Poor babies who have to drink that chemical swill. MY milk is delicious. :)
has anyone ever read the back of a formula can??? It has horriable shit in it and we think this is ok to feed the babies in our world. This society is certainly fucked up to cause people to have these thoughts about how breastfeeding is a "bad" thing. Please, countless studies and personal experience show the countless positive impact this has on the woman and child. You people who have a problem with a mommy feeding her child in public and want to ask her to go somewhere else. Take your dinner into the bathroom and eat it there cause essentially that is what your asking her to do. God forbid a mother do whats best for her child and not what our fucked up society deems appropriate. It really is sad that these ignroant fools who have no knowledge of what they are talking about when it comes to breastfeeding. I think the women on here who have a problem must have been into giving their baby dolls allot of bottles as children. Not your fault honey you were raised thinking that is what your suppossed to do. I think its sad that women now do what is more convinent for them rather then what is best for the baby. The baby wearing, fun loving Breast feeding mommy!!!!
I hope ypu see me one day Breastfeeding my daughter ( : Heck hopefully I'll even be tandem nursing, that'd put a stick up your prude butt lol Breastmilk IS the BEST thing anyone could ever do for their child. And if you like formula so damn much why don't you drink it yourslf. NO?! Well Why would you givitto a baeten hmmm
lol i meant why would you give it to a baby ( : stupid phone
If you handed me a can of formula while I was nursing my daughter, I would open it and throw it in your face. :-)
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