Hey there ladies, the next foodie fad is breastmilk cheese! Your kid might be smart enough to wean himself, or reject your breast outright, but some dumb foodie fuckers in New York will be happy to gobble it up!
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a slice of thou jug juice.
If I wanted my kid to grow up to be a stupid, foodie, fuckwit-I'd have just breastfed him.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Now THAT'S What Breastmilk Is For
Felony assault!
You never know when you'll end up in the clink, and need to defend yourself. Good thing she wasn't wasting the stuff on some whiny, hungry baby.
You never know when you'll end up in the clink, and need to defend yourself. Good thing she wasn't wasting the stuff on some whiny, hungry baby.
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