So I went to an expensive coffee place here for one of those frozen drinks everyone raves about. I had a dulce de luce, and it made me sick. Later, I found out about the la Luce society! Ugh, it must have had BREASTMILK in it!
It gave me bloody diarhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dulce de leche is a cows milk-based syrup, actually....it is akin to caramel.
The Le Leche League (LLL) is a group that promotes breastfeeding practices, not the consumption of breast milk.
But I presume you would know all of this, had you bothered to use Google for 30 seconds to verify your arguments.
As a side note, it is really sad that your guilt over a)knowing the significant biological and psychological benefits of breast milk but b) refusing your child access to breast milk has warped you so badly that you feel the need to waste bandwidth with misinformation and ego-stroking.
Parody, like all comedy, has a firm rooting in a measure of what people really think. Apparently that must mean that you don't bother to do so.
I'm thinking of selling my breast milk (I didn't make enough to actually feed my twin babies) to Starbucks for their condiments section. They have nonfat/notfatsoy/wholemilksoy/whole-skim-goat/and lowfat-skim-whale-milk so I thought maybe they'd want to use mine. But my dilemma is how much should I charge them? I mean, Howard Shultz has a lot of money right? Should I go straight to him?
Oh no, you should make cheese. Artisan cheese is hot right now.
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