Ugh. The last thing I want to sit next to in a cafe is some woman with a kid sucking away like my husband at a bottle of chartreusse. Slurp, slurp, slurp-look, all I'm sayin' is teach the little bugger some table manners. If I sat there slurping away at my coffee (and spitting it back up, shitting my pants and all the other stuff babies do whilst breastfeeding-you'd complain to the management.
Oh, and the big leaky spot on your shirt is sooo attractive.
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I heard breastfeeding causes homicidal tendencies. I don't want my baby to grow up to be a homicidal maniac-so I'm feeding formula!
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