Thursday, June 28, 2012

Obamacare to Require Breastfeeding

The health care law is going to force women to breastfeed their babies so they can get ready to suck on the tit of the State. Fact. It'll still pay to abort if you want, but once the kid is here, you have to keep it stuck to your chest for a couple years or they'll cut off your Prozac prescription
, and then you'll remember how much you didn't want a kid in the first place.

If you refuse to breast-feed, they send Hillary Clinton to be the wet nurse. Fact.

I don't want my kid breast-fed by Hillary Clinton (hell, Bill didn't even want to suck 'em) so I'm feeding formula!