Breastfeeding Linked to Dementia

A new study from the The International Teamed Statistics has definitive, concrete, PROOF that breastfeeding babies causes them to go all crazshit once they hit old age. Look at all the early-onset Alzheimers amongst baby-boomers. It was the breastmilk that made them lose their minds. Back when people shamelssly gave their babies formula full of corn syrup and contaminated water, they did just fine which is why great grandpa can still tell you about fighting the Krauts in Europe, march by march, but your damn hippie, boob-fed 60's baby can't remember which end of a shovel to dig with.

I don't want my baby to spend his declining years trying to remember who the hell I am...so I'm feeding formula!

Breastfeeding=Siesta

Now the dumbasses are hiring nannies to breastfeed their children.

So let me get this straight-you hire some I-legal wet nurse and then your kid just wants to eat chimmighangas and listen to mary-achi music all day while collecting a government check.

I don't want my baby to wear a sombrero-so I'm feeding him formula. Like an American.