Breastfeeding Causes Baldness in Babies

According to highly trained hair scientists that studied this shit for their degrees, breastfeeding causes baldness in babies. Go look at a bald, breastfeeding baby-then go look at a normal baby. Read the scientific literature, peoples!!!!!!!!

Breastfeeding Causes Childhood Obesity Epidemic

If you want your baby to be a baby, not a piglet, stop hoisting it up to your teat and feeding it all those calories in breastmilk. I mean, a pint of breastmilk is full of fat and sugars, and calories. You could give the fatso a diet soda, which would fill him up, thus saving hundreds of calories a day. Diet soda only has one calorie. Do the maths. DUH!!!!!!!!!!

Breast is best if you want an obese baby you're ashamed to show anyone so you keep it tethered to your boob with a blanket over his head.