Well, this is progress! Thanks to science, you can buy a feeding device with a rubber nipple, and a tin of powdered-just-add-water food for baby! No more wet spots staining up your shirts! No more flashing your tits in public. I can't believe no one thought of this sooner! It is called FORMULA, and you use a BOTTLE to feed it! Science! Use a bottle to do your breastfeeding!
Let's face it-heating a bottle is sooooo much easier than warming your tits in a pan of water on the stove...even if your shirt doesn't catch fire.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
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