If you want your baby to be a baby, not a piglet, stop hoisting it up to your teat and feeding it all those calories in breastmilk. I mean, a pint of breastmilk is full of fat and sugars, and calories. You could give the fatso a diet soda, which would fill him up, thus saving hundreds of calories a day. Diet soda only has one calorie. Do the maths. DUH!!!!!!!!!!
Breast is best if you want an obese baby you're ashamed to show anyone so you keep it tethered to your boob with a blanket over his head.
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What do you think is in formula? Oh, that's right, no one knows EXACTLY what's in it, only that it's produced in a factory. That sounds a lot healthier.
This blog amuses me. I can only assume it was created for the purpose of trolling. The inaccuracies and ignorant comments are hilarious, really.
I suppose you think breasts were created solely for the purpose of male satisfaction.
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