Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Breastfeeding Causes Baldness in Babies

According to highly trained hair scientists that studied this shit for their degrees, breastfeeding causes baldness in babies. Go look at a bald, breastfeeding baby-then go look at a normal baby. Read the scientific literature, peoples!!!!!!!!

6 comments:

Unknown said...

I've gotta say, you're Blog never fails to make me laugh.... Even with the hyperemesis gravidarum and dizziness, wait, that likely helps with the humor :) Can you write one about breastfeeding causing club foot or lock jaw (or both)?

Anonymous said...

I seriously love everything you write! You hate breastfeeding just as much as I do! <3

Amanda Nicole said...

"studied this shit for their degrees"

LMAO. I don't need to say anything more than that.

Anonymous said...

lol "hair scientists"
Have you honestly been successfully trolling for six years?!? If so, you deserve an award. If not trolling, I don't even know what to say.

Anonymous said...

This website is a joke, right? This isn't funny in the least bit. We are the only species who drinks milk from another species. So drinking cows milk is okay but breastmilk isn't? How the fuck do you think babies were fed hundreds of years ago? Breastmilk is the perfect nutrition for a baby. You obviously have some huge fucking issues if you think it's gross and feel the need to write a blog about it. Go work out your childhood issues and leave your negative comments about breastfeeding to yourself.

Anonymous said...

I was born with a full head of hair. Never lost it, and I was breastfed.