Well, this is progress! Thanks to science, you can buy a feeding device with a rubber nipple, and a tin of powdered-just-add-water food for baby! No more wet spots staining up your shirts! No more flashing your tits in public. I can't believe no one thought of this sooner! It is called FORMULA, and you use a BOTTLE to feed it! Science! Use a bottle to do your breastfeeding!
Let's face it-heating a bottle is sooooo much easier than warming your tits in a pan of water on the stove...even if your shirt doesn't catch fire.
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hey very nice post thnx for sharing it..it is very useful for mothers of newborn baby..
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Yes, that's obviously a better choice because food created in a factory is always better for humans than food crated by mother nature.
Do you know what's in formula? Are you just bitter because no one ever nursed you as a baby?
Anonymous: get off your high horse. Do you use deodorant? eat non organic foods, dye your hair, use hair/makeup/cream products that aren't organic, swim in a chlorinated pool, use any kind of medicine, etc etc? If answered yes, guess what ITS IN THE BOOB MILK! and you are feeding your kid all those chemicals!! I guess it's not any better than formula eh?
Your fixation on the topic of breastfeeding speaks volumes about your mental state. Let me put that in layman's terms for you, since that is apparently your preference: you're a sick and ignorant person - and you're only proving it to everyone.
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