Thursday, June 28, 2012

Obamacare to Require Breastfeeding

The health care law is going to force women to breastfeed their babies so they can get ready to suck on the tit of the State. Fact. It'll still pay to abort if you want, but once the kid is here, you have to keep it stuck to your chest for a couple years or they'll cut off your Prozac prescription
, and then you'll remember how much you didn't want a kid in the first place.

If you refuse to breast-feed, they send Hillary Clinton to be the wet nurse. Fact.

I don't want my kid breast-fed by Hillary Clinton (hell, Bill didn't even want to suck 'em) so I'm feeding formula!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This whole blog must be a joke. I can't imagine that someone this stupid and uneducated could possiblely know how to use a computer. I'm going to go breastfeed my toddler in public without a cover now.

Muuka G said...

It must be a joke. silly posts but a person who doesn't read up on benefits of breastfeeding, the freedom it provides mums and teh TONS of money you save instead of lining some corporations pockets.

Anonymous said...

I agree I thought this is a joke, too. It made me laugh, though, and yes I'm breastfeeding and this blog even re-assures my decision to breastfed my baby. So, I guee thanks for the laugh :)

Anonymous said...

Agreeing with others, this must be a joke. There cannot possibly be people out there this ignorant and uninformed. I hope. Just a cry for attention. Most likely the blogger wasn't breastfed..... ;)

Anonymous said...

no.. breastfeeding really is just gross. its creepy.