Friday, February 3, 2012

Breastfeeding Causes Severe Weather

Don't believe me? Look outside at the snowstorm. We never got blizzards like this back when people bottle fed their babies. More people stay home to feed their babies (because really, who would want to do that in public?) and that reduces carbon emissions from cars and planes and all kinds of transport women would be using if they didn't have to stay home and nurse babies. This has slowed down the global warming which I guess is OK, but it is causing all kinds of snow and ice storms in the central plains.

If you have to dig out your car from a foot of snow tomorrow, thank a breastfeeding mother. Besides, breastfeeding is gross.

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