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Breastfeeding?? No Way, That's Gross!!!

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Breastfeeding Equals Bad Behaviour

I'm not going to breastfeed my baby because breastfeeding causes brattiness. If I wanted my baby to be a juvenile delinquent I'd just give him a packet of Pal Mal and a switchblade.

There's even a study to back this up. Give your kid a boob, and they turn into little monsters. Give a kid a bottle, and he learns to be a farmer!
Posted by Terry Hooter at 7:16 AM

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      • Breastfeeding Causes Illiteracy
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      • Breastfeeding Causes Poverty
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      • Breastfeeding Equals Bad Behaviour
      • Breastfeeding in Public is Disgusting!
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      • Breastfeeding Linked to Dementia
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      • Breast Is Best...for performance art!
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      • Now THAT'S What Breastmilk Is For
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