Know why your stupid baby hasn't learned to speak yet? Because you have your tit shoved in his mouth all the time! Hey, genius, I have an "early intervention" tip for you: take your boob out of the kid's mouth. I guarantee his first sentence will be, "Give me a fucking bottle of formula."
Duh!
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I can only hope you're kidding, because breastfeed babies talk SOONER and their IQs are higher and they don't need orthodontic work done. Bottles fuck up your teeth.
Yeah, OK but saying, "I have rickets" isn't really, "speech."
Waaaaa, get me some vitamin D
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