Friday, January 13, 2012

Breastfeeding Causes Speech Delays

Know why your stupid baby hasn't learned to speak yet? Because you have your tit shoved in his mouth all the time! Hey, genius, I have an "early intervention" tip for you: take your boob out of the kid's mouth. I guarantee his first sentence will be, "Give me a fucking bottle of formula."

Duh!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can only hope you're kidding, because breastfeed babies talk SOONER and their IQs are higher and they don't need orthodontic work done. Bottles fuck up your teeth.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, OK but saying, "I have rickets" isn't really, "speech."

Waaaaa, get me some vitamin D

Anonymous said...

You must have been formula fed because you are not at all educated! Breastfeeding has awesome benefits and saves lives. Why don't you read and educate yourself on the subject before you speak of it!

Anonymous said...

I am shocked actually at how ignorant some people are. Clearly this fool was formula fed and ended up on the low spectrum of the IQ chart.

Unknown said...

wow seriously people, shut the hell up. i agree with this person 100% breastfeeding is just so idiotic, i mean for god sakes people, we are humans, not animals! we have better ways of doing things that are not disgusting and primitive. it's what separates us from the animals.

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha, Wow, even your supporter is special! "We are not animals"... yes, yes we are! Mammals to be more specific which are EXACTLY the type of animals that DO nurse their young. You go,ahead and give your babe pus filled cow milk... I will give my babe the healthier stuff.

Anonymous said...

You get vitamin D from sunlight genius.

Katie Laura said...

hahahhaha you must have desperately wanted to breastfeed and failed to have put so much effort into bashing women who prevail you in every way. Love the anonomous people on here.

Anonymous said...

Suck on a big cock and die! You stupid bitch! Breastfeeding is the best for your child! Your kids is fucking retarded.