A new study from the The International Teamed Statistics has definitive, concrete, PROOF that breastfeeding babies causes them to go all crazshit once they hit old age. Look at all the early-onset Alzheimers amongst baby-boomers. It was the breastmilk that made them lose their minds. Back when people shamelssly gave their babies formula full of corn syrup and contaminated water, they did just fine which is why great grandpa can still tell you about fighting the Krauts in Europe, march by march, but your damn hippie, boob-fed 60's baby can't remember which end of a shovel to dig with.
I don't want my baby to spend his declining years trying to remember who the hell I am...so I'm feeding formula!
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