Friday, May 6, 2011

Breast Is Best...for performance art!

Someone finally came up with a good use for all that disgusting boob juice-art! Now, I'm all in favour of this, as some poor kid doesn't have to drink it and end up undernourished and suffering from rickets and a mommy obsession later in life. Let the foodie fuckwits spread it on their expensive crackers, and give the poor kids a nice bottle of properly balanced, nutritionally sound formula from the store. Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

I thought breastfeeding was supposed to help you cows lose the fat after being preggers-look at the photo-obviously not helping, is it?

5 comments:

Unknown said...

You are aware that infant formula is not supposed to be an equal substitute for breastfeeding (and in fact is not nutritionally equal to it)? It was designed as an emergency measure for women who were physically unable to breastfeed their children, often due to dying in childbirth. Up until the 30s or so, all women nursed their children, or hired a nursemaid to do it for them. Formula is a relatively new invention and, for some reason, in America has become the fad for feeding our children, rather than doing it the way Mother Nature designed. Breastfed children are not undernourished and rarely suffer from rickets (which I believe is caused by Vitamin C deficiency). I am sorry you are so uninformed on this topic. Btw, I'm not from Vermont. I'm not a hippy. I don't drive a Volvo or eat latte's. I am highly educated and believe that giving my son the food designed just for his body is the best way of feeding him.

Unknown said...

"drink lattes" not eat them! lol

Anonymous said...

You have some serious psychological problems. A whole blog dedicated to whining about breadtfeeding moms? Really? What's next, you're going to make a blog complaining about women who deliver children vaginally? Whining about how they shove their vag in medical professionals faces while they give birth? If you're going to whine about a natural function you may as well whine about the other.

I've got bad news for you: you're the freak. No normal person has this reaction. Breadtfeeding has become ubiquituous with mothering a baby. People see a woman breastfeeding as often as they see a traffic light. And it's about as noteworthy. Only a person with very odd body issues and too much time on their hands reacts the way you do.

Get some professional help.

Anonymous said...

lol this is satire right? no one in their right mind anyway can be this ignorant. must hate the shit out of cows :/ lol

Anonymous said...

Wow seriously you sound so dumb go educate yourself on breastfeeding instead then blog about it instead of making yourself look like such a dumb ass fool have a nice day.