Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Oooh, Limburger!

Hey there ladies, the next foodie fad is breastmilk cheese! Your kid might be smart enough to wean himself, or reject your breast outright, but some dumb foodie fuckers in New York will be happy to gobble it up!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a slice of thou jug juice.

If I wanted my kid to grow up to be a stupid, foodie, fuckwit-I'd have just breastfed him.

7 comments:

AmyV said...

You are ridiculous. A whole blog dedicated to bashing breast-feeding mothers... wow... What do YOU suppose breasts are for? And why do YOU suppose the pituitary gland releases a hormone called prolactin causing women to excrete a fluid that can feed a child? Why do YOU suppose that babies are born with an innate rooting reflex? Should ALL mammals formula feed? Should we take away puppies and kittens from their mothers and feed THEM formula too? You are something else...

Anonymous said...

I almost want to think that you work for some formula company so I can understand just where you're coming from. Otherwise, the inconceivable bullshit that's on this blog can only mean two things: 1. You are resenting your mother for NOT breastfeeding you because obviously formula did some serious damage to your brain; or 2. You're some sick 40-year-old still nursing your mother.

Anonymous said...

WOW! There is not a single scientific-based fact in this entire blog. It is clear that the author has some serious anger issues and needs help. Cows milk should be stored at 40 degrees, but do you think it is that cold when it comes out of the utter? Breastmilk is also stored at 40 degrees when it is in the fridge! I would like to know why, why, why you have such a hatred for breastfeeding?

Anonymous said...

Eww, gross! I can't believe that people breastfeed when there is formula available! Also, I can't believe that women have natural births when they can just have a c-section! Why would anyone have a natural birth? Also, since invitro fertilization is possible, why does anyone ever have sex? That is sooooo gross tooo!!!! eeewwwww!!

Ok, I hope that my sarcasm was evident. If the writer of this blog is not being sarcastic, then she must be 12. GROW UP!

Anonymous said...

I smell troll.

Anonymous said...

Funny- because sooooo many breastfeeding moms have judged me for formula feeding. I hated doing it. I am GLAD that I don't breastfeed my baby anymore and frankly the only troll on here is you for having a different opinion than the author and not being able to except that. You are probably one of those pathetic attention needy whiny hippies who have to shove breastfeeding in people's faces when you go out in public. Using your baby to get attention for yourself. YOU ARE GROSS SO GET OVER YOURSELF!

Unknown said...

I do dislike anonymous comments as they allow others to say things they wouldn't say to someone's face. I am sorry that someone "shoved breastfeeding" in your face, however, most nursing moms do not do that. I in fact regularly look for a discreet location to nurse my child in public when he is hungry. I have also never judged a woman for formula feeding. Today you are given choices. Each mom makes the choice she is comfortable with. But the vitriol on this blog and in these comments seems uncalled for.